Saturday, January 31, 2009

get this Annie . . .

ok this one is for you Annie. . . Heidi writes me this note at work saying that she found out from Char tonight that when we first went to Wilkes Barre, the pathetic ghetto wanna be employee with an IQ of a houseplant told people that Heidi was friends with Megan and she went to Megan to tell tales about people to her! I said are you kidding? She's up Megan's ass so far her eyes are dark brown (which made her laugh). Heidi is livid. She said I'm so done with her. I'm not giving her a ride, anything. I don't know if I was supposed to tell you but I thought it would make your day.

Monday, January 12, 2009

I just found out that the pathetic scumbag we work with got suspended for 5 days! And I think it was my boss's boss that did it which means that it doesn't matter how much my boss likes her she can't do anything about it. In my job a suspension looks really bad on your record and the next time she'll probably get fired. Just a note to Annie. . . the day she gets fired we're celebrating. Let's send her a 5 pound bag of candy as condolences. .. her diabetes is gone so it shouldn't be a problem. I wonder if she watches cartoons to learn the best way to squeak.. . she sounds like mickey mouse on crack.

Sunday, January 4, 2009

So I realized I posted that without mentioning anything about myself. First a REALLY big thank you to 411mom for following my blog although I don't blog much but I should get into it more since my therapist told me I should write down what I feel more.
I work where 411mom does, who is a warm and generous person with a great sense of humor. She is a friend of mine and my friends are very important to me. I was abused by my mother so I don't really feel like I have a family with the one I was born to so I decided my friends were my family and 411mom is included in that! As she mentioned I'm working on a book of stories of our idiot customers. My best friend had a publishing company and he gave me an idea of how to market it. I'm up to 105 right now which is more than I thought I would have collected when he told me about the idea about 4 months ago. My goal is to have about 250 by this summer.
On a more personal level I'm pagan, hence what is in my blog name and I'll tell you what that DOESN'T mean. It doesn't mean I worship the devil (which I don't believe exists,) and I don't sacrifice animals or people. I worship a Goddess and God, believe the earth is my temple and on my altar I have symbols representing each element. I self-initiated when I was 21 years old and I'm now 33 (yikes I feel old) and when I did I felt an overwhelming peace this was where I was supposed to be spiritually. I am also a Unitarian Universalist which is where the UU comes from. Go to www.uua.org for more information. Basically, people of all different beliefs and non beliefs are in our congregations because we have no creed, including atheists, agnostics, Christians, pagans, Buddhists and humanists.
I graduated from Marywood University with a BA in English, my goal is to be a published writer, I don't hate my job there are a lot of good things about it but it does get frustrating at times especially with idiot customers and a select FEW idiotic and selfish and pretty much worthless employees, but for the most part the people are great and I've met some great friends including the one who is following my blog. The pay is pretty decent and the benefits are great so I dont complain about it much.
I'm bisexual, and one of the few who is attracted to men and women equally, I have polycystic ovarian syndrome, borderline personality disorder thanks to my mother's abuse. I love animals, nature, am a reading addict, music, writing, tv, movies and especially spending time with my friends and going to church.
I'll leave more details for later this is getting too long anyway. Till next time. . Bright Blessings!

Thursday, January 1, 2009

Dedicated to an idiot co-worker

WHAT CAN I SAY. .. . I'M BORED AND INSPIRED.

On the first day of the holidays the idiot gave to me
a migraine so I had to take aleve.

On the second day of the holidays the idiot gave to me
2 broken computers

and a migraine so I had to take aleve.

On the third day of the holidays the idiot gave to me
3 DUIs
2 broken computers
and a migraine so I had to take aleve.

On the fourth day of the holidays the idiot gave me to me
4 pieces of candy
3 DUIS
2 broken computers
and a migraine so I had to take aleve.

On the fifth day of the holidays the idiot gave to me
5 extra smoke breaks!
4 pieces of candy
3 DUIs
2 broken computers
and a migraine so I had to take aleve.

On the sixth day of the holidays the idiot gave to me
minus 6 hundred dollars
5 extra smoke breaks!
4 pieces of candy
3 DUIs
2 broken computers
and a migraine so I had to take aleve.

ok I'm tired
7 crazy girlfriends
8 useless mechanics
9 random flesh bitings
10 calls within an hour
11 dumbass questions
12 days of laryngitis