Thursday, January 1, 2009

Dedicated to an idiot co-worker

WHAT CAN I SAY. .. . I'M BORED AND INSPIRED.

On the first day of the holidays the idiot gave to me
a migraine so I had to take aleve.

On the second day of the holidays the idiot gave to me
2 broken computers

and a migraine so I had to take aleve.

On the third day of the holidays the idiot gave to me
3 DUIs
2 broken computers
and a migraine so I had to take aleve.

On the fourth day of the holidays the idiot gave me to me
4 pieces of candy
3 DUIS
2 broken computers
and a migraine so I had to take aleve.

On the fifth day of the holidays the idiot gave to me
5 extra smoke breaks!
4 pieces of candy
3 DUIs
2 broken computers
and a migraine so I had to take aleve.

On the sixth day of the holidays the idiot gave to me
minus 6 hundred dollars
5 extra smoke breaks!
4 pieces of candy
3 DUIs
2 broken computers
and a migraine so I had to take aleve.

ok I'm tired
7 crazy girlfriends
8 useless mechanics
9 random flesh bitings
10 calls within an hour
11 dumbass questions
12 days of laryngitis

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